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Post by ChesterDEAN on Dec 7, 2008 19:14:22 GMT -5
Here another Quotes thread but this time dedicated to the not so smart people like... Paris Hilton. Now, post quotes and make everyone laugh!.
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Dec 7, 2008 19:16:14 GMT -5
Top 10 Dumb Paris Hilton Quotes
Paris Hilton Quote #1:"Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"
Paris Hilton Quote #2:"I don't really think, I just walk."
Paris Hilton Quote #3: "What's a soup kitchen?"
Paris Hilton Quote #4: "The music has a sexy vibe. That's my brand - what people what from me."
Paris Hilton Quote #5: "Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. "
Paris Hilton Quote #6: "I'm like an American princess."
Paris Hilton Quote #7: "I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep lasting."
Paris Hilton Quote #8: "I’m an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I’m all kinds of stuff."
Paris Hilton Quote #9: "The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.”
Paris Hilton Quote #10: "A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.”
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moony-chaz
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Post by moony-chaz on Dec 8, 2008 10:06:28 GMT -5
ron weasley: "Well, you can't break an unbreakable vow"
David Acfield: "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
model: "I always thought Europe was a country and they all speak French there"
interviewer: "I thought you were a vegetarian?" model: " yes i am" interviewer: "but why are you eating a chicken?" model: "cause a chicken is a bird and birds are not meat"
interviewer: "if you were a president, which country would you bomb?" american: " uh.. Irak? interviewer: " why Irak?" american: "well, we've been at war for a long time" interviewer: "ok , can you show me irak on the map here?" american puts a needle in a country interviewer: " yeah, ok congratulations! you just bombed Japan!"
Bruce Forsyth : "Did you write the words, or the lyrics?"
*"If you could live forever, would you want to, and why?" answer, "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama ( wtf? )
Bush: "I am responisible for all my mistakes. And so are you."
Chris rock: "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, and the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese." (not stupid but it is true)
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Post by chloevictoria on Dec 8, 2008 13:13:22 GMT -5
dougie: i eat dead peoples....
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Dec 8, 2008 14:56:06 GMT -5
"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included." - Patrick Swayze
"Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has has such a significance for so many." - David Hasselhoff
"In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama." -Jean-Claude Van Damme
"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
"I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time." -Mariah Carey on hearing of the death of the King of Jordan.
"I feel my best when I'm happy," -Winona Ryder
"They misunderestimated me." -George W. Bush
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears
"To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god" -Celine Dion
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Post by JEN on Dec 23, 2008 14:28:38 GMT -5
Omg, Mariah! That was awful...sorry, had to say that.
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Dec 27, 2008 3:36:56 GMT -5
*lol* yeah xD
Ok a stupid quote from myself "He wasn't bald of the head when he was younger"
Where else could someone be bald? HAHAHAHA my mom pointed out how stupid that was and I laughed for like a complete hour xD
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Dec 27, 2008 3:45:07 GMT -5
*"Marry Prince William? I would love that. After all, who wouldn't want to be a princess?" - Britney Spears
* "At the finish, it was all over" - Jim Watt
* "These American horses know the fences like the back of their hands" - Harvey Smith
*"It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks" - Colin Baker, ITV
* "We made too many wrong mistakes. " - Yogi Berra
*"Why do you think marriage is a bum deal, for you as a gay person?" - Ann Leslie
*"It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people." - Derek Jameson
* "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." - d*ck Cavett
*"Most of the living legends I've been researching go back over centuries" - Andrew Jones
*"I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door." - Cher
*"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours" - Yogi Berra
*"A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long." - Rosie Barnes
*"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." - Fran Lebowitz, US writer
*"If I didn't have some kind of education, I wouldn't be able to count my money!" - Missy Elliott, on the value of a diploma
*"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin" - Laura Dern, about the special effects in the movie Jurassic Park
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