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Post by Neil ! on Feb 13, 2008 6:57:06 GMT -5
Oh well, I'll continue from Neil's last one.. Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!"
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Post by Zakul on Feb 17, 2008 6:32:48 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because
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Post by dayledinosaur on Feb 18, 2008 2:27:04 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window
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Post by Maria on Feb 29, 2008 9:06:23 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God,
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Post by saturnine on Mar 1, 2008 10:46:35 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!!
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Post by MegumRenee4444 on Mar 4, 2008 15:58:21 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh.
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Post by saturnine on Mar 5, 2008 7:53:19 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore...
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Post by MegumRenee4444 on Mar 5, 2008 15:41:42 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died.
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Post by saturnine on Mar 6, 2008 12:33:23 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead.
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Post by Gabriel on Mar 7, 2008 11:45:45 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!!
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Post by saturnine on Mar 7, 2008 11:57:58 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it!
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Post by _MuSiC_fReAk_ on Mar 8, 2008 9:56:09 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it!So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw...
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Post by saturnine on Mar 9, 2008 6:26:23 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...
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Post by Gabriel on Mar 9, 2008 18:00:15 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me...
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Post by saturnine on Mar 10, 2008 12:07:50 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)...
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