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Post by MegumRenee4444 on Mar 12, 2008 15:02:44 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream.
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Post by _MuSiC_fReAk_ on Apr 7, 2008 12:23:44 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself.
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Post by saturnine on Apr 13, 2008 9:00:23 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming...
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Post by MegumRenee4444 on Apr 13, 2008 13:04:41 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming... i blinked and he was still there. Jim came over to me. i dropped my mcflurry. he told me i wasn't a good friend. and vanished.
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Post by _MuSiC_fReAk_ on Apr 13, 2008 13:34:04 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming... i blinked and he was still there. Jim came over to me. i dropped my mcflurry. he told me i wasn't a good friend. and vanished. I can't believe I didn't eat my ice- cream again. I just don't have luck with that. So, I ...
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Aug 19, 2008 22:47:53 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming... i blinked and he was still there. Jim came over to me. i dropped my mcflurry. he told me i wasn't a good friend. and vanished. I can't believe I didn't eat my ice- cream again. I just don't have luck with that. So, I ... just cry about it
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Post by Zakul on Aug 20, 2008 4:56:01 GMT -5
(I'm paragraphing this crap.)
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream . Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground) and it got on my shoe! I was really tripping out, I ran to the nearest phone and quickly called..
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Post by beatrizlp on Aug 20, 2008 15:42:55 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming... i blinked and he was still there. Jim came over to me. i dropped my mcflurry. he told me i wasn't a good friend. and vanished. I can't believe I didn't eat my ice- cream again. I just don't have luck with that. So, I just cried about it. my vision was so blurry from all the tears in my eyes that i . . .
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Aug 20, 2008 16:54:04 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming... i blinked and he was still there. Jim came over to me. i dropped my mcflurry. he told me i wasn't a good friend. and vanished. I can't believe I didn't eat my ice- cream again. I just don't have luck with that. So, I just cried about it. my vision was so blurry from all the tears in my eyes that i stepped in dog's crap, oh bad luck.
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Post by beatrizlp on Aug 21, 2008 22:33:03 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming... i blinked and he was still there. Jim came over to me. i dropped my mcflurry. he told me i wasn't a good friend. and vanished. I can't believe I didn't eat my ice- cream again. I just don't have luck with that. So, I just cried about it. my vision was so blurry from all the tears in my eyes that i stepped in dog's crap, oh bad luck. As i ran home smelling like crap and crying like a baby i . . .
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Sept 3, 2008 15:39:38 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming... i blinked and he was still there. Jim came over to me. i dropped my mcflurry. he told me i wasn't a good friend. and vanished. I can't believe I didn't eat my ice- cream again. I just don't have luck with that. So, I just cried about it. my vision was so blurry from all the tears in my eyes that i stepped in dog's crap, oh bad luck. As i ran home smelling like crap and crying like a baby i found out a lost cat so that cheered me up
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Post by beatrizlp on Sept 6, 2008 17:07:53 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming... i blinked and he was still there. Jim came over to me. i dropped my mcflurry. he told me i wasn't a good friend. and vanished. I can't believe I didn't eat my ice- cream again. I just don't have luck with that. So, I just cried about it. my vision was so blurry from all the tears in my eyes that i stepped in dog's crap, oh bad luck. As i ran home smelling like crap and crying like a baby i found out a lost cat so that cheered me up by meeowing my favorite Linkin Park song. As i walked back home with my cat to my side, still meeowing . . .
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Sept 7, 2008 2:27:31 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming... i blinked and he was still there. Jim came over to me. i dropped my mcflurry. he told me i wasn't a good friend. and vanished. I can't believe I didn't eat my ice- cream again. I just don't have luck with that. So, I just cried about it. my vision was so blurry from all the tears in my eyes that i stepped in dog's crap, oh bad luck. As i ran home smelling like crap and crying like a baby i found out a lost cat so that cheered me up by meeowing my favorite Linkin Park song. As i walked back home with my cat to my side, still meeowing... I saw my little brother crying, so I thought the little cat would cheer him up so I gave it to him...
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Post by beatrizlp on Sept 7, 2008 8:59:27 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming... i blinked and he was still there. Jim came over to me. i dropped my mcflurry. he told me i wasn't a good friend. and vanished. I can't believe I didn't eat my ice- cream again. I just don't have luck with that. So, I just cried about it. my vision was so blurry from all the tears in my eyes that i stepped in dog's crap, oh bad luck. As i ran home smelling like crap and crying like a baby i found out a lost cat so that cheered me up by meeowing my favorite Linkin Park song. As i walked back home with my cat to my side, still meeowing... I saw my little brother crying, so I thought the little cat would cheer him up so I gave it to him and the cat jumped out into the air, onto my little brother's face and started scratching the life out of him! As my brother pleaded for help i struggled trying to get that evil cat off of my poor little brother's face....
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Sept 7, 2008 13:40:47 GMT -5
Once upon a time i like to go out and party with my large hair, masculine friend named Jim. He has hairy nipples and a large afro. His hobbies consist of groovy dancing in his two room pad, and dress like Madonna in her 20ies. Jim and I are good friends, and for clarification, not gay. Well Jim is borderline, but I'm not. Anyway, we were walking one day when Jim exclaimed "Chicken!". Jim's a little weird, and I think he meant "Duck!" so, I ducked, just in time, because some random kid threw a water balloon at me from his window. But children had another balloon and i didn't dodge.and I understood, that in balloons wasn't water. In ballons was, o my God! There was hydrochloric acid in the ballonl!! Fortunately, it has missed me, but it has fallen on Jim's head!! Jim's skin starts melting so i catch the next water balloon and throw it at Jim's face. he stops melting. i laugh. Jim has fainted on the ground wich was full of his blood. That was very funny so i took some photos. But Jim didn't move anymore... i called 911 and they rushed him to hospital. i came an hour later after getting some ice-cream and they informed me that Jim had died. But i didn't believe the doctors. So i asked if i could see Jim's corpse. They let me see him. I asked him if he wanted ice-cream. He didn't answer me. I tickled him. But he didn't move. So i realized he was really dead. I felt really sad but pretty good at the same time as I still had some ice-cream .Then, as I looked at Jim's rottening and melting face, one the doctors came up, hit me in the head with a hammer and stole my ice cream!! He tought he has killed me. So i caught a scalpel in one hand and scissors in my other hand while he was eating MY ice-cream! I mutilated the doctor and i get back my ice-cream^^ But it was blood on it! So I took my ice cream to the bathroom to wash it and there I saw the doctor! OMG! He was not dead! He was having a bath! I was so shocked that i let fall my ice-cream on the ground! I get irritated and i tried to drown the doctor in his bath...but he was much stronger than I thought, so he managed to grab the pair of scissors that I had in my pocket and stabbed me... But he was so stupid that when he took the scissors, he let fall my cellphone in the bath! He has been electrocuted! That was very funny! But I slipped on the ice-cream (which was on the ground)... and i almost fell into the tub but some hobo came into the bathroom to pee and pulled my shirt hard enough to pull me away. then i landed on my melted ice-cream. Man, I need to buy another ice-cream, I thought for myself. So i decided to go to McDonalds to buy a McFlurry (lol). And suddenly i saw Jim's ghost!! He was watching me! I thought i was dreaming... i blinked and he was still there. Jim came over to me. i dropped my mcflurry. he told me i wasn't a good friend. and vanished. I can't believe I didn't eat my ice- cream again. I just don't have luck with that. So, I just cried about it. my vision was so blurry from all the tears in my eyes that i stepped in dog's crap, oh bad luck. As i ran home smelling like crap and crying like a baby i found out a lost cat so that cheered me up by meeowing my favorite Linkin Park song. As i walked back home with my cat to my side, still meeowing... I saw my little brother crying, so I thought the little cat would cheer him up so I gave it to him and the cat jumped out into the air, onto my little brother's face and started scratching the life out of him! As my brother pleaded for help i struggled trying to get that evil cat off of my poor little brother's face.... I kicked the cat and it ran away so I took my brother to the emergency room
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