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Post by JoeAnderson<3 on Aug 23, 2008 21:04:59 GMT -5
“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self.”
“On a superficial level, I like girls with dark hair - I'm a sucker for that.”
“I think being different, going against the grain of society, is the greatest thing in the world.”
“I'm not a star!!! A star is nothing but a ball of gas!!!”
“In the absense of love, there is nothing worth fighting for.”
"So much time is wasted on trying to be better than others.” “I'm a fruit.” “I'm kind of insane when it comes to music, a little obsessed.” “Dream the impossible because dreams do come true.” “If you cut off your arm instead of going 'spurt, spurt, spurt' wouldn't it, like, go nuts? Or would it go with the beat of your heart?....” “Wink, wink! Nudge, nudge!” “Hello! I'm Elijah Wood, and i'm a loser!” “You just assume that you have some anan, ana, ananonimity, anonymity? Yeah, anonymity.”
"My God! Middle Earth does exist!”
"That's all right. You can call me Frodo. Go on, Dave, it's okay.”
“I talk to Dom all the time, but he still won't tell me any of the good plot twists for next season's 'Lost.'” “I'm gonna keep it in the fridge. You know. Its a food item.”
“I had a woman breakdown and cry when she met me which was difficult to deal with because immediately when someone starts to cry, you want to comfort them, you know, "Poor thing." I comforted her. I tried to make her feel better.”
“I actually got a crush on Anne Heche when I worked with her on Huckleberry Finn. It didn't work out.”
“If I wasn't an actor, I'd be a secret agent.”
"'Those eyes!' ... I've heard that my whole life. I'm actually quite blind. I wear contacts.” “I definitely don't look my age, ... So I actively look for roles that will help people change their perception of me.” ~Elijah Wood Quotes
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Post by beatrizlp on Aug 23, 2008 21:33:36 GMT -5
i like that guy he has nice quotes!
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Post by JoeAnderson<3 on Aug 23, 2008 21:39:17 GMT -5
Yepp. He's the first actor I ever had a crush on =) I was 7 lol.
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Post by chloevictoria on Aug 23, 2008 21:51:46 GMT -5
Tom: "Someone really cleverly put me and Dougie's picture together, it looked like we were bumming. I was just like, woaaah, when did we do that?" Dougie:"Do you not remember? You were really drunk. And I was really horny."
Harry; "I'd be you, Dougie. Would you be me?" Dougie: "hahahahha, nah, nah definitely not" Harry: "I'd be you, Dougie" dougie: "Why?" Harry:"I dunno.." Tom: "Cause he fancies you"
"this is for the nice girls, who guys never seem to appreciate when they're young. this is for the nice girls that become the strong, beautiful, independent women that men who never grow up would die for. stay strong, girl, stay strong."
Tom: Who would play you in the movie of your life? Danny: George Clooney Tom: Who was your first love? Danny: George Clooney
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Post by beatrizlp on Aug 23, 2008 22:43:55 GMT -5
"don't do drugs, have unprotected sex, be violent. Leave that to me." "i don't hate women . . . they just sometimes make me mad."
-eminem
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Post by JoeAnderson<3 on Aug 24, 2008 23:08:22 GMT -5
Dean: Can I shoot her? Sam: Not in public
After Sam died.
Dean: (to Sam’s body) "When you were little, couldn't have been more than five, you just started asking questions. How come we didn't have a mom. Why did we always have to move around. Where's Dad. I remember I begged you. 'Quit asking, Sammy. You don't want to know.' I just wanted you to be a kid. Just for a little while longer. Always tried to protect you. Keep you safe. Dad didn't even have to tell me. It's just always my responsibility, you know? It's like I had one job. I had one job, and I screwed it up. I blew it, and for that, I'm sorry. I guess that’s what I do. I let down the people I love. Y’know, I let Dad down, and now I guess I’m just supposed to let you down, too. How can I? How am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy? What am I supposed to do?!"
I love this speech from Dean when he finally realizes he doesn't want to die or become a demon.
Dean: My father was an obsessed bastard! All that crap he dumped on me about protecting Sam, that was his crap! He's the one who couldn't protect his family! He's the one who let Mom die, who wasn't there for Sam! I always was! It wasn't fair! I didn't deserve what he put on me! And I don't deserve to go to Hell! (Dean shoots Nightmare Dean with shotgun)
Nightmare Dean: (after getting up from shotgun blast with demon eyes) You can't escape me, Dean. You're gonna die! And this, this is what you're gonna become!
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Aug 25, 2008 20:29:33 GMT -5
Don't post more than once in the same thread, luv... do it in the same post, I'll edit your posts.
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Aug 25, 2008 20:31:27 GMT -5
"I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker." - Robert Downey jr.
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Post by ScaryGirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:16:50 GMT -5
Dexter Morgan: I'm Dexter and I'm not sure what I am. Narcotics Anonymous Group: Hi, Dexter. Dexter Morgan: I just know there's something dark in me and I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there always, this Dark Passenger. And when he's driving, I feel alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to. He's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even... especially not me. Or is that just a lie the Dark Passenger tells me? Because lately there are these moments when I feel connected to something else... someone. It's like the mask is slipping and things... people... who never mattered before are suddenly starting to matter. It scares the hell out of me. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vince Masuka: Who's your daddy? Dexter Morgan: Uh... Harry Morgan. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dexter Morgan: [voiceover] In our most paranoid moments, we fear that everyone is talking about us. That's become my reality. I can't hear what they're saying, but I know it's not nice. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Angel Batista: Don't forget. Tell the universe what you need. Dexter Morgan: [voiceover] I really need... to kill somebody.
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Post by JoeAnderson<3 on Aug 26, 2008 13:26:21 GMT -5
Don't post more than once in the same thread, luv... do it in the same post, I'll edit your posts. It's ok if i put it in the same one?
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Aug 26, 2008 16:34:08 GMT -5
Don't post more than once in the same thread, luv... do it in the same post, I'll edit your posts. It's ok if i put it in the same one? Yup, look the one I edited, you can do that, but not three posts in a row, just one with a bunch xD
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Aug 26, 2008 16:34:54 GMT -5
"I never thought I would make an impact on anything except a brick wall at 100 miles an hour" - Robert Downey Jr.
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Post by moony-chaz on Aug 27, 2008 15:18:35 GMT -5
well this isnt really the best quote ever but i just simply love it .. its brad saying..
"hey can i buy tickets close to the stage , like , i can really touch them?"
XD
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Post by ChesterDEAN on Aug 27, 2008 21:15:09 GMT -5
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - Harvey Dent
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Post by shadowofadoubt on Aug 31, 2008 22:43:07 GMT -5
It's really long, but...
"Recently, something happened. It's amazing though the way some thing's... It's just a little lint ball. A little ball of lint can turn into a uh.... Clusterfuck. An entire clusterfuck. And that's not a candy bar, I'll tell you that right now. Milk chocolately clusterfucks don't exist. Full of peanuts and f**k! Nougat-ey f**k! What? oh.. Here's what went down, okay? I'm standing beside this guy. This entire thing starts off with a sneeze. A sneeze started this entire situation off, okay? I'm standing next to this guy. I don't know this man. I've never met him before in my life. Or in a past life! I can sense this. I'm standing next to this man, never met him before, he turns towards me, and he sneezes like this, he goes, "PHOOO!!!!" He actually did, like, the robot from '85. "PHOOO!!!!" Yeah, he turns TOWARDS ME, and he sneezed, and there was no blockage. There was no hand over the mouth. There was no burying in the arm. There was no the thing where you try to make somebody run away like you're about to turn into a werewolf. "Something's happening to me. Arrrrowwwww" Nothing. No, he just cocked, and "PHOOO!!!!" Two things happened. First of all, it just scared the livin out of me. okay? I jumped, it was very audible. Very loud. But besides that, just the way the light was hitting this guy's face, debris came out. A lot of stuff. Almost like when you use Windex and you put it on mist mode, you know mist mode? As opposed to- what is that other mode? Laser mode? Does anybody even USE that? Is that in case you wanna mount a sniper scope on your Windex? "I gotta stand about 8 clicks. I am taking the shot. tsss.. Negative. I missed. I missed the target. I need one more. tsssk... Got it. Let's go home, boys." I'm gonna tell you right now, please. When you use the Windex bottle, NEVER put that crap half way. Always make sure it's lined up. There's no joke here. Don't do that. Bad things happen to good people. I know somebody here's gonna go home tonight and go, "Hold on, I gotta try this crap, hold on a second. What happens if you don't line it up, I just wanna see. Hold on. phhht..." What if when you did that, a fuckin ghost came out of it? "Ahahaha!! Ahhhaahahaha!! He told you not to!!! AHahahaa..!!! I am Windextor! I will clean your soul!!! Ahhhahaha!!" He sneezed. Debris. Movement. Okay, now at this point, I'm disgusted. And I'm grossed out. Okay, I'm grossed out by it, and at first I'm thinking, "I'm gonna go off on this guy." and then I decided, "Wait a second Dane. Don't do that. Take the high road. Try to be polite." So I turn to him and this is what I said. I looked at him and I went uhh, "God Bless You." Yeah. I said it like that. "God Bless You." Which is you know is 'god bless you' but it kinda sounded like, 'cover your fuckin mouth.' Yeah. In cognito. I turned to the guy. I say "GOD bless you" by the way when someone sneezes. I don't say "Bless you". I don't say that because... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that. I'm just a messenger from Big Guns upstairs. You know what I'm sayin? And I never go with "Gesundheit" I don't know who even says that. If I say "Gesundheit" I feel like I'm honoring Hitler, like I should be like, "GESUNDHEIT!!!" I end up on the History Channel cause a guy sneezed. God Bless You. This is what the guy comes back with. Here's where it starts to get out of control. The guy looks at me, and very condescending, he goes, "Uhh.. yeah... I'm an Atheist." Yeah, what a jerk, right? I'm trying to be polite, I don't know you're an Atheist! Right? And even if I did, what am I supposed to say when an Atheist sneezes? "When you die, nothing happens." So now, aww man. now I start getting into like, a religious debate with this guy. And it is awful. He is questioning my beliefs. He goes, "Well what about you? What did you grow up?" I said, "Well I was raised Catholic. I was raised Catholic." **crowd cheers** Oh. Peace be with you. And also with you. Lift up your hearts. lingadingadingadingadingading!! As I'm telling him about my religious background, he is laughing at me. He is laughing at me. He's giggling, he's like, "You believe this?" Now, for his own entertainment, he says to me, "Let me ask you this. What do you believe happens to you after you die?" I said, "Well umm hopefully I live a good life and my soul goes to heaven. And when I get there, all my ancestors will be waiting for me like it's an airport. 'hhhhey, whats up? guess who's dead, sucker? ahaha, come here. float over here, check this out.'" I'm telling him this, he's laughing even more. He is so condescending, he's so snarky. With his fuckin attitude. Yeah. Snarky. It's a word. Google that crap. It exists. I'm not kidding, snarky. great word. Google magic, my friends. And just in case you're wondering, I do keep my keyboard right at my lips. I know you see this happening "That's awfully close to your face." "Oh, I know. That's because with the space bar, I kiss. That saves time. 'to whom it may concern,' and I kiss. Unless it's an aggressive letter, and then I headbutt. I headbutt the spacebar. i have a pad on there 'HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE ALL OF YOU.'" So he's laughing at my beliefs, and finally I just snap, I say, "What about you?! Okay, what about you? Alright? What happens to you, you're an Atheist. What does that mean? What happens to you after YOU die?" Now he gets very serious, like he's gonna school me. Okay. He looks and he says, "Oh I can tell you young man. I can tell you. I KNOW what's going to happen to me after I die. After I pass on, my body will become one with this Earth. From there, I will become a fertilizer for this planet. And with that, I will return as a huge beautiful tree." That's what this guy believes. He's laughing at me, and he's gonna come back as a fuckin Ficus! Jhonny Weeping willow over here. I wanted to slam this guy so bad for this, right? But then I stopped. I stopped, you guys, please hear me out. I let it sink in, and I want you to as well. I hope when he dies he does become a tree. I hope he's in the middle of the wilderness and he's doing his tree thing, whatever it is trees do. I know they do a lot of work with breezes. And wouldn't it be fantastic if while he was out there just enjoying his treeness, through the woods a huge sweaty guy with an axe comes along sees him, chops him down, SMASH, put a chain around him, drag him through the mud and the muck, throw him in a saw mill grind him up, **NEEEEE** then you pound him down in paper, and once he's paper....YOU PRINT THE BIBLE ON HIM!" -Dane Cook
Sorry, if you're Atheist, but seeing as I'm Catholic like Dane I thought this was the funniest thing ever!
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